wearing: a dress
mood: sleepy/ happy
Today we finally held our cambridge dinner in marche. My goodness, there were so many people that i bumped into today such as Nigel, Kaiwen, Beatrice..etc. I guess everyones studying at the esplanade. I remember trying to study there once, we ended up watching movies in the library.
I was trying to do this RJC tutorial on probability and i almost chucked it against the wall. There was this particular question i spent an hour on trying to figure out how in the world how to do it and although finally giving in to see the working provided, it made me even more confused. So i was sitting there, brows furrowed, staring at the answer sheet as if willing for some sense of enlightenment to dawn on me. It never did. In fact, the so-called enlightenment became irritation when i found out i had to do some permutation working for it, something thats not in our syllabus.
That one hour could have been used for many many things.
Coming back to Marche, all of us ate a whole lot. Samuel spent 50 bucks on food for himself haha. I had chicken kebab pasta while sharing tempura with samuel, waffles and icecream with 3 others and crepes with the same 3. I ate until i couldnt breathe.
The after-dinner outing was fun. A small group of us comprising mainly of Me, Buns, Maryanne, Sarah, Elaina, Shawn, Ian and Mr Pang went to the esplanade to watch this filipino guy sing. He was openly flirting with some ladies in the front row but it was funny. There was this lady who was picked to go up on stage and she had to sing a few lines. At first i was really impressed because she could carry off a nice tune, in the end, it was revealled she was from the 'Forbidden city' muscial and it was a promotional gimmick.
Im off to sleep now, i cant really seem to focus on studying so i'd rather sleep.
wearing: elmo pjs
mood: okay
How to Annoy People
1. Pay tolls with $100 bills
2. Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the middle of the parking lot
3. Eat produce at the market; don't buy it
4. When giving directions, leave out a turn or two
5. Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April
6. Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons
7. Knock and ask "How is it going?" to someone constipated in a public bathroom stall.
8. Develop at least three strategies for cutting into the front of lines
9. Announce when you're going to the bathroom
10. Chew other people's pencils
11. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
12. Wear large hats during the movies
13. Touch strangers
14. Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus
15. Bite your dentist's finger
16. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
18. Leave lipstick prints on people's cheeks and foreheads
19. Don't stand during hymns and anthems
20. Dance fast to slow music and vice-versa
21. Tell people they have bad breath
22. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
23. Flirt with a friend's spouse
24. Sit in the home bleachers and cheer for the other team
25. Shake with your left hand
26. Use the quote bunnies after every other word you say when talking to someone.
27. Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
28. Drum on every available surface.
29. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
30. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
31. Honk and wave to strangers.
32. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
33. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
34. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.
35. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
36. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
37. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
38. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
39. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
40. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
41. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
Annoy Cops
wearing: pjs
mood: okay.
Its sickening. The sudden realization the vengeance inspired in you to work hard is all for a lost cause. I play little significance. Ouch.
Anyway, next week is going to be a downward spiral as there would be many tests to come and projects to be handed in. Though i must confess i cant wait for the cambridge marche dinner we are organising for Alfred and Daphne (a.k.a Mr pang and Miss tan) to thank them for taking good care of us despite the annoyance we had caused with all the "whyyyyys.".
Jeremy has got ferlin doing it too. Yesterday during the last fencing training session, i was complaining about how i left my SD card in the computer and ferlin was like "whyyyyy". Its strange to know that yesterday was the last training. Intensive training will resume after promos but next year would be a different story. I dont think we would be able to fence as often as we like because the room is going to be dedicated to the J1s. Coach would probably charge us $5 for fencing in FM (fencing masters).
My super exgirlfriend was damn funny. Initially it looked a little lame, even retarded but it became increasingly more hilarious. Econs is calling but i feel the need to rebel.
Ah heck it. Rebel smeltz, i hate procrastinating. Ok go start on my work.
